All right, we're going to go to Sandy's house!
I'm going to beat you there!
Keep the tree warm, Sandy!
Oh, it's going to be fun!
We're on our way to your house!
Sandy?
Hey, Sandy, what's with the sign?
Look, she's on The Eating Channel.
( crunching )
( gulps )
( drawling ): Howdy!
( crunching )
If y'all are watching this,
that means I'm asleep for the winter.
This sleep is called hibernation.
( crunching and gulping )
During hibernation, animals don't like to be woken up.
So, do not disturb.
That means you, SpongeBob.
We'd better put these on.
Never mind, Pat.
Sandy said not to come in.
Let's amscray.
( alarm buzzing ) When are you going to learn, SpongeBob?
"No" means "yes."
Patrick, listen, how many times do we have to...?
SpongeBob, look at this!
( gasps )
( footsteps crunching in snow )
What is this stuff?
PATRICK: It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure.
Let it fill your senses
with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort
as you've never felt before.
Wow, Patrick... ( sniffles )
That was beautiful.
What? I was just reading this candy wrapper, see?
( pop )
( gasps )
Patrick!
Put your helmet back on!
You know there's no water at Sandy's house!
It's okay, SpongeBob.
This stuff is water! Look!
I guess you're right.
It's okay here.
Take it off.
No one's looking.
( both whoop and cheer )
( loud snoring )
SpongeBob, did you hear that?
SPONGEBOB: l think it came from up in Sandy's tree.
( snoring continues )
That is one tired tree.
Let's check it out.
( gasps )
Look what's in Sandy's bed!
lt looks like an overinflated Sandy doll.
I think this thing is Sandy.
Hibernation must mean
the opposite of beauty sleep.
( snoring )
( muttering )
l've had enough of your dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan.
I'm gonna get you and your partner, Pinhead Larry,
or my name ain't Sheriff Sandy...
( snoring )
She must be dreaming about Texas outlaws.
( both giggling )
Look out, Sandy.
I'm Dirty Dan.
I'm gonna catch you
and throw you in jail at taxpayers' expense.
Ooh, you better run faster, Sandy.
Yeah, I'm getting away!
Run faster!
Hurry, we're getting in a taxi!
Faster, faster!
( stifling giggles )
I'll get you two.
You're nothing but pure evil!
Just like newspaper comics.
( snoring )
( giggling )
( whispers ): Come on, Patrick.
We shouldn't disturb her anymore.
That's not disturbing.
This is disturbing.
( grunts )
Hi, there, SpongeBob.
My name is Patback.
Ha! That is really disturbing.
( both laughing loudly )
( laughter continues )
( laughing )
Uh, SpongeBob?
Huh?
( growling )
( roars )
( screams ) ( screams )
Faster, SpongeBob!
She's gaining on us!
Sandy, no! Stop!
I warned you, Dirty Dan!
Now you just crossed the border into Hurtville!
Sandy, it's us, your friends... SpongeBob and Patrick!
Please, Sandy, I can't afford dry cleaning.
Gonna skin ya and make a pair of size six... boots.
( snoring )
Fun's over.
Whoo... we sure don't want to
wake her up again.
Too bad we don't have
any earplugs to put on her.
Yeah, all's I got is this belly button lint.
All right, Pat!
( muttering ): I'm gonna rip your arms off
and flapjacks... ( snoring )
Well, that ought to work.
Hey, Sandy, does it work?!
( snoring )
Hey, Sandy, if you can't hear us, don't say anything!
Hey, Sandy!
Don't wake up!
( both laughing )
See you later, Sheriff Sandy!
( laughing )
( both laughing )
( drawling ): You're under arrest!
( drawling ): You'll never catch me!
( laughs )
( boom )
( laughs )
Hey, that's not fair!
Cowboys couldn't afford cannons.
They couldn't afford station wagons, either.
Nice paneling.
All right, Pinhead.
Your time is up.
Who you calling Pinhead?
I want to be Dirty Dan.
What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
I'm dirty... bleah!
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!
Oh!
Guh!
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!
I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!
I'm Dirty Dan! Ow!
I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!
I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!
I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!
I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!
I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!
I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!
I'm Dirty Dan! Ee!
I'm Dirty Dan! Oh!
I'm Dirty Dan!
( screams )
Screaming will get you no...
( growling )
Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?!
Uh... I am?
( screaming )
Patrick!
( crash )
Hot wings...
Okay, Pinhead Larry.
Now you get yours!
( screams )
Pinhead...!
( whimpering )
( panting )
( whimpering )
( panting )
( panting and whimpering )
Aah! Whoa...
Whoa-ho-ho!
Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead!
Sandy, stand back.
I'm warning ya!
( ferocious roaring )
Okay, I warned ya!
( grunts )
Did you win?
( grunts )
( gurgling )
Hi, SpongeBob.
( growls, snarls )
( both scream )
( Sandy snoring )
( bell tolls )
Okay, SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan.
I just want to be Patrick.
Let's get out of here
before Sandy wakes up again!
( gasping and panting )
( grunting )
Ouch!
Sorry, Patrick, but the door is slippery.
It's frozen shut!
Let me have a try.
( spits )
Open, Sesame!
Well, I've done all I can do.
Then we're stuck in here...
until the door thaws...
in spring.
Barnacles!
( chattering )
Is it spring yet?
N-n-no...
l'm so c-c-cold that I'm shivering.
( cracking )
I-I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings
as a pair of chopsticks.
I-I'm so c-cold that...
I'm shivering!
Maybe we should build a fire.
I've got it!
We'll burn the bark from Sandy's tree.
( Sandy snoring )
You're gonna be wearing an iron lung
when I'm through with you, Pinhead.
( whimpers )
The fire's not going to happen, Patrick.
I don't get it!
How does Sandy survive these intense conditions every year?
Maybe she just ignores it.
Maybe...
Maybe it's her fur!
( chattering )
BOTH: Yeah!
( snoring )
Look at all that warm, toasty fur.
PATRICK: It's like a gold mine, but with fur.
Carefully...
Come on, do it!
I'm freezing here!
All right, all right, hang on a second!
( roaring )
( snoring )
That should be enough, right?
Sponge, I'm a big man.
A big, big man!
Well, I guess I've lived a full life.
( roars )
( snoring )
This is taking too long!
I want the warm now!
Pat, no!
( roaring )
( sighs )
Pat, are you crazy?
No... I'm warm.
Let me see that roll of tape.
( tape rips fur )
( roaring )
( tape rips fur )
( roaring )
( tape rips fur )
( roaring )
( tape rips fur )
( roaring )
Man, that fur really hits the spot!
No more frozen armpits.
And this eyebrow/goatee combo works like a charm.
This the best idea we've ever had.
You said it!
I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever.
BOTH: Bring it on!
( birds chirping )
Spring?
( Sandy yawning )
Wow...
Spring already.
PATRICK: Oh, oh...!
Tartar sauce!
The lock is still frozen!
I sure can't wait to get outside and warm my fur.
( puffing )
Oh, look, it's SpongeBob and Patrick.
( Patrick screaming )
Hey, guys!
( screaming )
It's okay, Sandy.
Squirrel pattern baldness
is quite common in small mammals.
SpongeBob!
Patrick!
Don't worry, Sandy, we've got you covered.
( chuckles )
SANDY ( chuckling ): More lemonade, boys?
BOTH: Thanks, Sandy!
Spring sure is lovely.